Funny words

**Beef Lips Devereaux** · 09-16-2011, 08:14 PM

Twat. Twat is a funny word.

Any others?

**Maynard** · 09-16-2011, 08:15 PM

Panties. It makes me feel like a pedophile when I say it, so I just say underwear.

**Beef Lips Devereaux** · 09-16-2011, 08:19 PM

LOL I don't say panties either. It sounds dirty.

I say undies. :P

Funny word: smegma. Smegma, smegma, smegma.

**Maynard** · 09-16-2011, 08:22 PM

Toot. Toot is the funniest word in the world to me. So it poot, for that matter. Go ahead, try to use either in a sentence while being serious.

**Beef Lips Devereaux** · 09-16-2011, 08:27 PM

Use smegma AND toot in a serious sentence. I DARE you.

**Maynard** · 09-16-2011, 08:28 PM

I was getting fucked in the ass the other day by a homeless guy. I pooted, and shot smegma out like a cannon.

**Beef Lips Devereaux** · 09-16-2011, 08:30 PM

:rofl:

Would you be able to say that with a straight face? When your friend comes over, try to say that to him with a straight face. PLEASE.

**Maynard** · 09-16-2011, 08:32 PM

lol I wonder how that would sound with no context.

**Beef Lips Devereaux** · 09-16-2011, 08:35 PM

I also wonder. Let's find out. :jester:

**Maynard** · 09-16-2011, 08:36 PM

What if it ruins my life? What if he doesn't want to be my friend anymore, then turns all my friends against me? My life could crumble.

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