Funny words

[Beef Lips Devereaux]

No it wouldn't. You would be the hero of MMDN. Your life would be fantastic.

[Maynard]

LMAO The hero of like five people.


It's all irrelevant though, as my friend ended up not coming over. He was only in my town because he was picking up his kid, but the kid was sleepy, so he ended up just going home to put him to bed. Crisis averted.

[Beef Lips Devereaux]

Say it to your mom, then.

[Maynard]

LMAO Yeah right. I don't curse in front of my mom.

[Beef Lips Devereaux]

I was making love the other day with a homeless guy. I pooted, and shot smegma out like a cannon.


Now what's your excuse? :choda:

[Maynard]

Smegma is worse than saying "fucking".

[Beef Lips Devereaux]

It is? Why?? Smegma isn't even a swear word. I bet you could say it on network tv even.

Would penis cheese be better?

[Maynard]

It's vile. Would you talk to YOUR mom about smegma?

[Beef Lips Devereaux]

I dunno. I might, if it came up. I say A LOT of ridiculous shit to my mom just to bug her. :P

[Maynard]

Would your mom know the word "smegma"? Because I imagine you would have fun explaining what that means.